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February 16, 2018

It’s simple.

Almost too simple.

The secret weapon to marketing your business is …. (drumroll)….


Don’t get me wrong, your product needs to be great too. But after you get that taken care of, it’s all about Y-O-U. Whether you are a lawyer, barber, doctor, own a bakery,...

May 18, 2017

No one does this on purpose.

When I say, “marketing your arrogance” I don’t mean that your business is literally marketing arrogance, I mean you are showing your arrogance by the way you market.

Other people may not see it, but I do.

How Do You Market Arrogance?

With sh***...

April 2, 2017

Are you sitting down? Are you in a place safe? Good, because reading this post may cause dizziness, vertigo or other symptoms, and will place you at risk of falling and injuring your head. Should that happen, you might never get the chance to witness the Great Reimagin...

March 2, 2017

“I didn’t get your email, but I wouldn’t have responded to it anyways. I ignore solicitors.”


Who is a solicitor? (as I look around the empty bakery)

I’m an artist. I create beautiful media for marketing.


That’s right.

I am technically trying to get her to pay me for...

February 4, 2017

When I mean efficient, I mean, you need to make one purchase a year for incredible results.

To be more exact, it’s a few purchases, but only once.

I am making the assumption that if you run a pub, bar, or restaurant, you already have mirrors in your bathroom.

This article...

January 31, 2017

Say what?!?!

Yup. I said it.

I think schools should get rid of text books.



Hasta la bye-bye.


I mean, let’s be honest, the way the first week of the new presidency has gone, if we project out a couple years, I could see some government mandated book bur...

January 27, 2017

I can’t think of an “industry” that needs this more, especially in California, where sky rocketing home prices, combined with the influx of charter schools is creating a steep decline in the public school population.

It’s sad.

As a product of public schooling all the way...

January 24, 2017

I am advising all my clients to get these.

Every single one of them.


I will tell you that in a minute.

How? Is the better question right now.

How indeed?

As of right now, I need to wait 17 hrs. just to find out where I can buy them. That’s right, where in the world is t...

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