It’s simple. Almost too simple. The secret weapon to marketing your business is …. (drumroll)…. You. Don’t get me wrong, your product needs to be great too. But after you get that taken care of, it’s all about Y-O-U. Whether you are a lawyer, barber, doctor, own a bakery, bike store, or anything else, YOU should be the centerpiece of your marketing. As if you didn’t have enough to do already. Am I right? Why are YOU so important? Because there is only one YOU. There are tons
No one does this on purpose. When I say, “marketing your arrogance” I don’t mean that your business is literally marketing arrogance, I mean you are showing your arrogance by the way you market. Other people may not see it, but I do. How Do You Market Arrogance? With sh***y marketing. Yeah, I said it. Your marketing sucks. There are a list of reasons why your marketing sucks, but it usually comes down to two things: ego or ignorance. Honestly, it’s the two squished together.
Are you sitting down? Are you in a place safe? Good, because reading this post may cause dizziness, vertigo or other symptoms, and will place you at risk of falling and injuring your head. Should that happen, you might never get the chance to witness the Great Reimagining of baseball as we know it. And it will happen. It simply has to happen. What I am proposing is too good not to happen. Consider me Commissioner Rob Manfred’s Millionaire Matchmaker. Only, in this case, I am
“I didn’t get your email, but I wouldn’t have responded to it anyways. I ignore solicitors.” WTF? Who is a solicitor? (as I look around the empty bakery) I’m an artist. I create beautiful media for marketing. Oh. That’s right. I am technically trying to get her to pay me for a product or service. Which means I am technically soliciting. Which means I am technically a solicitor. Son-Of-A-Beekeeper. I’m the dude that I leave on the front porch, holding a clipboard, or box of ca
When I mean efficient, I mean, you need to make one purchase a year for incredible results. To be more exact, it’s a few purchases, but only once. I am making the assumption that if you run a pub, bar, or restaurant, you already have mirrors in your bathroom. This article may have you purchasing more. The Big Questions How many people look at themselves more when they are slightly buzzed? How many people take more selfies when they are out having a good time? Do the levels of
Say what?!?! Yup. I said it. I think schools should get rid of text books. Gone. Adios. Hasta la bye-bye. Seriously. I mean, let’s be honest, the way the first week of the new presidency has gone, if we project out a couple years, I could see some government mandated book burning anyways. But that is neither here nor there. Whether or not we HAVE to get rid of textbooks, we SHOULD get rid of textbooks. To be more specific, we should get rid of all textbooks, but only in high
I can’t think of an “industry” that needs this more, especially in California, where sky rocketing home prices, combined with the influx of charter schools is creating a steep decline in the public school population. It’s sad. As a product of public schooling all the way through my M.A. (that’s a masters, not Massachusetts. That wouldn’t even make sense), I hate to see it lose its footing the way it has. We have great public school, with great public school teachers, but some
I am advising all my clients to get these. Every single one of them. Why? I will tell you that in a minute. How? Is the better question right now. How indeed? As of right now, I need to wait 17 hrs. just to find out where I can buy them. That’s right, where in the world is the Snapchat Spectacles bot? Because that’s the only place you can buy it. I mean, besides paying double or triple on EBay or Amazon. To be honest, double or triple would be good. It’s the shady people sell